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a fat walrus. hates her own childeren. her parent wanted a boy to be named jan (compareble to jack = jacklin). she loves to destroy maridges, especially her own. doesn't have friends because everybody thinks she is anoying. says she doesn't have any money, but can stil afford a huge house, and fill it with unnecessary crap. raises sons to become total fags.
my mother in law is called Jantine
by the harsh truth from holland November 05, 2011

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