The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007
A very beautiful and handsome young south African man who has a large cock and eye bangingly droopy balls (can please any woman if not black)
yo there's my boy Liam Jansen
by Jagersan August 8, 2023
a movie with: lots of unneeded humor, Awkward moments, Strange laughter, Weird Face transitions and strange special effects. It could be any mixture of at least 3 or more
"Hey Ralph did you see City Hunter & Napoleon Dynamite on Stars last night?"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
"I Sure did! it was such a Jansen Movie"
by YouTube123456891 November 24, 2008
by dr. jbbrown December 1, 2009
1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.
The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.
by RusselVape August 24, 2018
Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
by Hubala nana April 25, 2019