Javatized
Javatized by kevin weaver:D October 8, 2008
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Janitize
"I can't come to the party, I have to Janitize all night long."
"I janitized all day, so I realty need a shower."
"I janitized all day, so I realty need a shower."
Janitize by CatstodianKatie April 16, 2016
Janitize
Janitize by arachnid lad November 18, 2021
Janitizer
The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....
Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......
Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020
Jantzed
A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.
Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026