The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....

Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......

Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

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Jantzed

A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.

Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"

Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "

Jantzed by BVatose January 17, 2011

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Jantzed

To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.

Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"

Jantzed by BVatose January 19, 2011

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