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common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.
Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.

SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
by Legend 21 May 06, 2005