James Taylor 

An awsome songwriter of the 70's. Very good looking when he was younger too. He was once married to Carly Simon.

Goodnight you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby james
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won’t you let me go down in my dreams
And rockabye sweet baby james

James Taylor by Sarah December 25, 2004

james taylor 

Former president of the United States

"We have James Taylor here to sing for you."

"Wow... Former president James Taylor..."

james taylor by 2 dollar bill February 28, 2008

dakota james taylor 

A cheating douche bag

Omg he is such a Dakota James Taylor don't date him

dakota james taylor by Brookiesaurs October 6, 2016

James Taylor MILF Theory 

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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James Taylor MILF Theory by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016

The James Taylor Prophecy 

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"

Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

The James Taylor Prophecy by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

JadedTaylor 

Someone named JadedTaylor is a very attractive and helpful Twitch streamer who adores his chat and friends. JadedTaylor is a person that plays games online and with your heart. Someone named JadedTaylor are sometimes called Mav, because they are an insanely adorable person.

You're pulling a JadedTaylor.

JadedTaylor by Mav's Bae October 24, 2022

James Taylor 

A nig nog

He is such a james Taylor

James Taylor by Gybuhfghvygfuhvuufghbugdhf May 24, 2019