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James Bond Syndrome

When a man (generally a W.A.S.P.) has a sexual preference to one or more different race over that of his own.

In the James Bond films, James sleeps with women of all ethnicities. He doesn't often court British women, as shown by the way he treats Money Penny.
"Hey man, why don't you go out with Patty?"

"I'm not really attracted to Irish girls, I've got James Bond Syndrome."
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James Bond Syndrome

Originating from the video games, a disorder in which someone can carry and infinite amount of weapons and ammunition up their ass.

Also know as GTA Syndrome.
Jeff: Where the hell did that RPG come from?
Tom: Be a little more sensitive; he has James Bond Syndrome.

James Bond Syndrome

In series involving more than one actor playing a specific character (EX: James Bond, Doctor Who), the first actor you see playing that character will be believed to be the best at it.
Guy 1: Dude Matt Smith is the best Doctor!
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.

James Bond Syndrome

Where people start talking with a fake british accent after watching 007
Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"

Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004