every guy named jalil has the fattest, juiciest, veiniest, throbbing cock ever. huge loads.
god, jalil is just packing today in those sweatpants!
by totallynotajalil July 16, 2021
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1. The act of getting shitted on (figuratively or literally).

2. Getting owned or embarrassed to extreme proportions.

3. The act in which a gym teacher gets totally sonned out in front of everyone, and looks like a fool.
1. Did you see Eddy just get jaliled in front of everyone?

2. Man, Tom is just jaliling everyone on the field right now!

3. Remember that time when that old gym teacher got jaliled in front of the volleyball team and everybody was laughing at him?
by PureGreatness81 July 25, 2009
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A dirty Jalil is when you have a really bad case of dick cheese to the point where your foreskin starts to rot off
My ex said I had a dirty Jalil
by Jjh May 23, 2020
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Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you.
by Mob ties June 23, 2023
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