Jakob Jickle Johnson is teenage boy and the son of Jack Joseph Jickle Johnson, and currently tickles people's assholes until his father returns from the milk store. It is said once his dad returns, he will shove the whole milk jug up the ass of the chosen one.
"I saw Jakob Jickle Johnson tickling my stepsisters asshole before jumping out the window and running away!"
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