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This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
Jake C by Crystal-R June 13, 2020

Jake Case 

A Jake Case; a teenager who is usually looking somewhat stoned, and usually looks at least 20 years older than his other classmates.
Ohh man look at that guy, he's totally a Jake Case!
Jake Case by Wolfie71953 March 10, 2013

Jake Cinninger

Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.
go listen to Umphrey's McGee, Jake Cinninger will melt your fucking face off.
Jake Cinninger by dmbumphreak July 22, 2009

jake chambers 

If you are reading this because someone told you to look it up, they said hi and you are their favorite person goodbye go eat some mini tacos
jake chambers by res&alt September 24, 2019

Jake cums-on-fords 

Jake cums on fords is a shortass bitch who likes to spunk on ford cars and complain about being a nerd
Person 1: hey who is that short guy cumming on my car?
Person 2: it's a Jake cums-on-fords
Jake cums-on-fords by Somegayhater January 3, 2020

jake chillenhaal 

"Mark, you going out with us?"
"Nah, man. I'm just jake chillenhaal right now."
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