jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.

jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed

by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021

Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth

“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”

by slayworldlenny July 30, 2021

jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by bl.ued February 18, 2023

jake thornton

a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.

Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton

by yournan12333 November 8, 2017

Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah

You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun

by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022

Jake Curley

A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.

Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!

by RandomGuy746894 February 12, 2022