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Jagerphone 

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
Jagerphone by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010
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Jagerboobs

When taking a shot of jager off a set of boobs.
I went to the bar and did 4 jagerboobs.
Jagerboobs by Gootgoot March 29, 2009
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Jägertooth tiger 

This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger

Jagermoo 

The greatest drink of all time. Similar to a Jagerbomb, except replace the red bull with milk
Fancy going down the Albany for some Jagermoo's?
Jagermoo by jagermoo January 10, 2012
Taking a Jager bomb through ones ass hole via funnel
Aye bro, you tryna hit some jagerboofs tonight?
jagerboof by Boofsauce August 3, 2016

jägermooster 

A last resort drink comprised of one shot of Jägermeister in a glass of milk.
Shit we're out of chasers, all we've got in the fridge is milk. You want a Jägermooster?
jägermooster by PNSN June 11, 2021