A jaff is a person who has more or bigger vibrators than you, usually causing you great upset.
Im so jealous of her because shes a jaff
by Leeanne October 27, 2003
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To be on your own - without any friends
"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"
by MrPixel January 5, 2018
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When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.
Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
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by Ted is ded March 4, 2019
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Verb. To "jaff" or "jaff it about" would be to expose your gentalia and wave it or shake it about sillily, enthusiastically and proudly for everyone to see. Perhaps you would hold your trousers half down with one hand and raise the other in the air while moving your hips around. This term originates from Oswestry, Shropshire and has soon spread across Mid-Wales and can even be heard in Brampton, near Carlisle in Cumbria...
"D'ya dare me to walk in the club and just jaff it about in front of everyone?!"
"Yeah, that'd be awesome!"
by Khaldoun April 14, 2008
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An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.
Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.
by Juday April 29, 2006
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Look its Ari Jaffe, look at how red his hair is !
by BananaBoy13 January 28, 2022
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