Now ik some of these ppl know wut a Jade is but I know well bc I am one and wut we r from my expectations is that we r someone that will put there problems before our own will put our thoughts last and others first we can be a bitch if we want to but we're also sweet and will do anything for our friends will put wut there going through before wut we r and get though it together. We can give someone the realest smile and it can be the most fake one. We can be so depressed but act like nothing is wrong with us. We can be going though hell but act like were in heaven we also r hard to get close to bc we keep a big wall around our heart so that way we don't get any more then we r. We act like we have the best life ever but we could have the worse one under neath all of our laughter and smiling so if u think uk a real Jade just ask her if she's OK and if u look into her eyes u can tell she's lying don't look at her smile or they way she talking bc that's just us pretending so that way we can help u and deal with everything with out in it bc we know u have more important things then to deal with our problems we just get though it all ourselves and we're just glad to see our friends happy and not upset and that's all we want will deal with our problems ourselves but look into our eyes and see that were not OK
Person: hey Jade u ok
Jade:*smiles* yea I'm fine u need me to help u with something
Person:*looks at her smile* no just wanted to make sure u were OK
Jade:yep
Person:*waves bye*
Jade:*thinking of her problems*
Jade:*smiles* yea I'm fine u need me to help u with something
Person:*looks at her smile* no just wanted to make sure u were OK
Jade:yep
Person:*waves bye*
Jade:*thinking of her problems*
by _.nobody_important._ February 3, 2018
You probably found this Jade while searching for your Jade, but you are wrong. This one is different. She is hotter. Taller. Sassier. And... lawyer-er?
Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.
Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.
Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
Hinge: "You matched with Jade!"
Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"
Me: *swoon*
TV Commercial: "Jaded of normal boring girls? Call Jade now! Satisfaction guaranteed!"
Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"
Me: *swoon*
TV Commercial: "Jaded of normal boring girls? Call Jade now! Satisfaction guaranteed!"
by Parsa J. December 11, 2019
The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once. Every guy is lucky to have her. Her name's even very hot!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Man, that girl is soooo hot!
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...
by CupcakeCutie1462 March 14, 2015
emotionally numb. having been through so much pain that you simply give up and decide unconciously not to feel anymore. mental suicide.
its like she's used up all her tears. she cryed everyday for years and then she just sort of turned into a zombie. she's so jaded.
by khhdgdsjgldsg December 23, 2007
Can anyone tell me the definition for a guy named Jade? i ask this because it is almost unheard of, but I am a 15 year old Male and my name is Jade.
by Jade Polus-Criscione May 3, 2013
A truly beautiful person ..someone who stops and makes you think about every decision you've ever made. Jade will give you a reason to think ur whole existence and make you stop and realise that your life has only just begun now she is a part of it.. Kind and caring jade will do anything to please others and try to put a smile on your face no matter how down you feel.. She's beautiful inside and out and has an understated beauty that few should be so lucky to know ..keep her in your life and never let her go because shes a reason to wake up in a morning..a reason to do better and a reason to truly feel what it's like to have your heart stolen.. Oh and she likes to inflict pain..one sick little trait haha
See Jade she is the most beautiful person ever
Stop burning my hand jade
Would you like extra kidney beans in your chilli Jade
Stop burning my hand jade
Would you like extra kidney beans in your chilli Jade
by Johnrhino October 3, 2016