Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
by KRHimself February 26, 2005
The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.
by CosmicHorse March 11, 2017
a mystical land in northern florida that has bred many bands and reality show contestants. once that city with the beautifull beaches and river. now we have 20 feet of beach and about...a million condos. were an okay town. i mean we have alot of concerts come so... yeah were a pretty nice town.
(ME)you know JACKSONVILLE the home of wes borland, dirty, limp bizkit, red jumpsuit apparatus, lynrd skynryd, yellow card, 38 special, and ME. (YOU) oh condo land. (ME)i wasnt always like that!!!
by oxblacklambxo July 10, 2006
A city in In Northern Florida approximately 30 miles south of the Georgia state line. A city ran by the mojorly hypocritical First Baptist Church of Jacksonville. Also ran as a dictatorship for the majorly uptight neurotic Moral Majority, Semi-professional Redneck, Good-ol-boy system.
First Baptist Church of Jax, The better
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
by The Regulator April 16, 2005
Not quite country, not quite the big city. A city found in Northeast Florida. Originally built on a river, with a beach 15 miles away. Go Figure. The only place where 18 radio stations try to be the #1 station playing rock/classic hits, and the other 3 play country music. And if you aint a Republican, then you might wanna leave town, because we held the largest rally ever for a Presidential candidate (53K) last October for Bush and company!!! Oh, and if you dont like NASCAR, follow those Liberals outta town!
Sports Teams: NFL: Jaguars, Baseball: Suns (AA), No Basketball, Hockey: Barracudas (SPHL) See also Jax
Sports Teams: NFL: Jaguars, Baseball: Suns (AA), No Basketball, Hockey: Barracudas (SPHL) See also Jax
by 904represent June 8, 2005
Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
by T The Scribe April 23, 2007
by Rich904 April 9, 2006