If you were to imagine the great state of Florida as a man, bending over towards Mississippi, the St. Johns River would represent his bowels. The St. Johns River flows into the Atlantic in Jacksonville (Florida's ass hole). Fred Durst is an excellent example of a turd that was produced in Jacksonville.
Man, I went to Jacksonville for a concert a few weeks ago, and I still haven't been able to wash the stink off!
by phatty-b August 6, 2008
City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
by Shingo56 September 10, 2007
A city in North Florida which keeps telling itself its the largest city in the State. Which it is in Land Size but really a City that is the size of a whole county only has around 700,000 people. Sure JAX is the largest city. But who cares about actual city. Metro Areas are what count. And Miami Metro is the 6th largest in the country 50th in the world. Jacksonville the city which keeps thinking it is better than Miami atleast in one thing ;)
Miami is the ecconomic Capital of Florida and Latin America. Also the leading Gateway betweens the Americas.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
by Flymia August 10, 2005
by neurotoxina March 16, 2005
The 5th 'greatest' city in the world. Here are the many reasons you need to pack your suitcase and move to the (904)
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
1) Beaches everywhere
2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.
3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves
4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum
6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers
7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.
Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
by SmartestAss November 7, 2015
by Andy Mack April 16, 2005
Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.
I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."
After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"
After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"
by Guru of prepness March 30, 2005