jackosexual

A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)

"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."

jackosexual by chickennerd October 4, 2016

Get merch

Get the jackosexual mug.

See more merch

Jacksonsexual

When you feel sexual attraction towards Jackson Avery

I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual

Jacksonsexual by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021

Get merch

Related Words

jackosexual • Jockosexual • Jakesexual • Jacksonsexual • jacobsexual • jacesexual • Jackiesexual

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

Jockosexual by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

Get merch

jacesexual

A sexuality for those who are extremely attracted to people by the name of Jace. Most people are unaware that they are in fact a jacesexual until they lay eyes on one.

What is that mans name over there
- I think his name is Jace
Hmm I must be a jacesexual

jacesexual by RealHotty December 30, 2020