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Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.
I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
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by Jota Jota Ross October 27, 2010

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