Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa May 23, 2018
the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.
A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!
C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!
C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.
by That_dude_down_the_street October 14, 2013
Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011
Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.
by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006
by LJ:) March 10, 2009
After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 14, 2008
The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.
by steve smithy March 30, 2011