Top Definition
The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????

Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW March 31, 2011

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