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Also known as "handsome jack".
A very rare species of Jack. Yuenglings are where its at. Can get laid whenever and wherever. Plays video games like starcraft 2 and league of legends and still maintains a 4.0 GPA in the pussy-getting academy. AMAZING. To be continued...
Goddamn Jack Loew is such a boss.
by his poppa October 29, 2013