One who urinates in inappropriate places While intoxicated.
Hey jabroni you pissed in my sock drawer.
by T. Flynn October 11, 2014
Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 March 31, 2006
A jobber in professional wrestling.

Low class.
KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
A square. One who poses out. A pussy.
You're damn right i said i hate you, you pathetic piece of jabroni shit, and you can take that to the mother fuckin bank.
by siegemotherfucker October 11, 2007
1. One who cannot do the simpest tasks.
2. One who continuously creates havocs on the road due to making more than 2 attempts at parallel parking, running a stop sign, going 20 in a 30 mph zone.
3. Generally...an idiot.
1. You jabroni! The bowling ball goes up the lane...not BACKWARDS!
2. Did you see that jabroni? s/he rolled through the stop sign and didn't wait their turn.
by Mr. Spock February 26, 2004
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.
by Lord Vigneau January 29, 2004
A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
by Big V 40 April 15, 2010

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