When two women play rockband and think they are better than real life band members.
Liz and Michelle think they are talented cuz they are good at rockband but in all reality Charly owns his own real life rockband and they are just a jabroni band.
by ChucklesMiLLOY April 13, 2010
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A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.
You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
by Joker.exe May 28, 2012
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The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
by k-Nice March 24, 2017
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Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.
The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.
by Spektrum January 6, 2015
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A dude named Jared thats also a broni
Hey is this jared a jabroni or no?
by TheOnePlayer2 November 2, 2021
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An word that was created by the sheik but popularized by the rock
by Chris Benoit May 19, 2021
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Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.
Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”
by Paul the time September 5, 2023
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