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1. The acronym to "Jerk Off Like A Rhesus Monkey," which alludes to an attractive woman's affect on a man. 2. Sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.
1. Tonight I was so turned on thinking about John's wife that I JOLARMED repeatedly before I could get to sleep. 2. John's wife is a 5 JOLARMER.
#beat meat #jolarmin' #pocket pinball #feltcher #strawberry milkshake
by Sui Fung Pee October 19, 2006
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