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An internet acronym for the expletive phrase "Jesus Mother-Fucking Christ!"

A coarser version of JFC.
"I crashed my car today."
"Oh no! You alright?"
"I'm fine, but I crashed into a group of pedestrians. I think one of them was killed."
"Yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. Doubt she would've survived that.."
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abb. for Jesus Mother 'Freaking' Christ. Used to fight the overusage of omg.
jmfc! this is taking forever!
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George-suck his buttwhole


George-what is that/

Harry-Jesus mother fucking Christ

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