JFK
Jerk it
Fuck it

Kick it...
it's not what you can do for your bitch, but what your bitch can do for you
Yo bro i just JFK'd this biddy
by mad man mcgarv aka the gent October 08, 2011
JFK
When you jiz on a person's head in the back of a moving convertible.
I gave my girlfriend a JFK in the back of my mustang!
by jbrill23 December 10, 2010
JFK
Better sounding abbreviation for "Jesus Fucking Christ"
*Man gets cut off in traffic*
Man: "AWW JFK!"
by Evy22 July 27, 2011
JFK
This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.
no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK
by Shagmelon April 17, 2011
The act of ejaculating so hard in one's face that the sheer recoil of the busted load makes the receiver's head jerk back then to the side (either side will do) much like the unfortunate assassinated U.S. President of the 60's.
Man: You ready for it baby?

Woman: Yea gimme your man-chowder

Man: UGGHHHH! *shoots his load and does the J.F.K.*

Woman: WTF was that?

Man: That...*tiredly* was your first J.F.K.
by TheDarkCharmer October 07, 2009
JFK
Used for an Assassination in Halo 3
That dude just JFKd me
by Cory Helwig July 10, 2008
JFK
A JFK is getting your head "blown" while driving in a car.

Analogy: Roadhead
Yo Rich, I couldn't answer the phone because Latoya was givin' me some JFK!

Possible cellphone greeting: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I am busy getting a JFK. Please leave a message after the load.
by BBT0101 April 02, 2008

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