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by falloutboyrocks0812 September 10, 2007

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020

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Preppy kid from Wilton, goes to SLS and plays baseball. He's one of the biggest bamf's in the whole world and he pwns at life. He is really preppy and enjoys wearing pastel colored pants and popping his collar on a daily basis. On mondays thru fridays you can find mr jacoby sitting promptly at his desk and studying like an absolute scholar. On the occasion he gives you a d.i.l.l.g.a.f which is upsetting, yet allowed because he is king of the globe. On the weekends you can find jacoby at club arcadia, or shaving innocent hampsters to make his next fur coat.
He's been arrested 4 times, and gas gotten like 6 speeding tickets. He is the epitomy of a gangsta prep with a semi-jockness added to his baller soul.
If you ever have the experiance to meet this individial, bring two things: a camera, and a baseball bat, for when things get frisky.

Me: Sarah did you see andrew jacoby today...he looks like a peach
Sarah: I know but he is still pretty bamf

by HotThang10101010 February 7, 2008

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Jacoby Brissett

#7 quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, backup to the sexual offender Deshaun Watson. He’s the greatest backup of all time, don’t even try to dispute it.

YOU: Did you see that crazy Jacoby Brissett pass?
ME: Yes I did, he’s the greatest backup of all time.

YOU: Damn right he is.

by tonybradleyfans November 28, 2022

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