J.K. Lolling 

A play on the English writer J.K. Rowling's (writer of the Harry Potter Series) name. It usually means "Just kidding, and I am laughing aloud at the same time" or just "I am currently laughing aloud".

Frank: Dude you're such an asshole sometimes, you know Sarah and I broke up last week.

Joe: I was J.K. Lolling (insert emphasis here).

J.K. Lolling by Baeowulf February 23, 2008

J.K. Loling 

Openly making jokes about Harry Potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with "J.K. Loling" in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

In short: "I'm just kidding. Your reaction was funny, though."

guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: WTF MAN IMMA KILL U

guy: J.K. Loling

J.K. Loling by ssplice November 4, 2010

J.K. Lowling 

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.

Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.

Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.

J.K. Lowling by Apokamptos August 29, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016