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the SEXIEST GUY EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
"You're so sexy, but you aint a patch on that Ivar."
Ivar by Lou August 8, 2003
Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons

Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc
Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine
Ivar by RD January 30, 2005
A guy who knows all the pokemons and all the rasist slurs
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone
Ivar always smells so bad after farting in his sleep
Ivar by AnalThief May 8, 2021
Ivar is a gay guy who likes dicks. Every day he must suck a dick to be happy.
Hey Ivar, did u already suck a dick today? No, sucked two.
Ivar by MrXenophon July 31, 2022
Ivar is definitely not a bad person.

He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.

Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.
‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee
Ivar by itsher November 23, 2021
Ivar is a cool man
Bro did you hear the new Ivar remix?
Yeah bro, it was fire
Ivar by Ivari lapsentatud poeg October 9, 2021