Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.
by Joseph Pfister October 22, 2005
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Only day of the week that has been decided by the suicide committee to be fit to jump off a bridge
*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”
by AgLet- August 9, 2019
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A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.
Person 1 - "That guy over there took my parking space!"
Person 2 - "What a tuesday."
by Handsome B. Wonderful April 23, 2004
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the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday.
"Come to dinner on Tuesday."
by skyeblitz April 19, 2015
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An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.
What is she doing?
Oh she's being a tuesdai.
by Lexy likes unicorns November 15, 2013
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The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.
by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 15, 2007
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Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.
by new_revolution April 19, 2005
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