a quiet person who is not afraid whop some ass if pushed,
also a cool and calm with the opposite sex
yo, did you see that?
he busted a Irvins.
by Real Niggle April 13, 2008
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A form of address. Basically interchangable with "holmes."
"This is what it's like down here in CP3, irvin. That's makin' it real."
by TxFeatFan August 1, 2007
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irvin is the best thing that can ever happen to you in ur life. he's the definition of perfect & he would never intend to hurt you. he's kinda mean but once you get closer to him you'll slowly see him open up and see his loving side. he's very funny and can keep u laughing 24/7. get u an in irvin in life K.. OMFG BUE
i love irvin so much, hes the best thing that has ever happened to me <3
by user759450 October 14, 2021
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This Refers To The Town Of Irvine In Scotland. This Is A Guide For Anyone Who Has Never Been To Irvine Before. Irvine Is A Small Town With Several Smaller Areas In It:

Town Centre: Home To Most Of The Towns Homeless People. Most Notably "Wullie Socks" Notorious Stealer Of Wallets And Junkie Extrordinare. There Is a Mall Full Of Shops That Are Shutting Down And Also The Magnum "Leisure" Centre. The Goth Kids Can Usually Be Found Down Town.

Springside: Shitehole Of Irvine. Neds, Neds And More Neds. Most Of The Houses Have Lovely Metal Shutters Over The Windows And Most Of The Woman Are Pregnant At Fifteen. Home Of The Notorious Springside Young Team. Avoid This Area At All Costs. Dont Look Anyone In The Eyes.

Boutreehill: This Area Can Be Divided Into To Smaller Areas, Due To Both Gangs From Each Place Fighting Each Other. Lets Start With Cafe, The Dirtier Of The Two Areas. Cafe Seems To Have A Huge Cannabis Cloud Just Floating Above The Buildings. Full Of Jakes. Now On To Village, Slightly Cleaner Still Dirty. Not As Bad As Most Places In Irvine. Truth Be Told Its Actually Alright Apart From The High Level Of Neds.

Lawthorn/Percton: The Poshest Place In Irvine. Also The Most Boring. Everyones Grass Is Just The Right Length And Noone Does Anything The Police Would Frown Upon. Extremely Anal. No Neds Or Goths Here. Just Rich Kids. Their Not Bad People Though.


Girdle Toll: Very Average Place. A Shop, A Young Team, Some Goths. Nothing Special Or Different About It. Not As Bad As Springside Or As Good As Percton/Lawthorn. Its Just Like A Less Intresting Version Of Dreghorn.

Dreghorn: Probably The Best Area Of Irvine. Which Is A Bit Like Sayin Its The Best Spice Girl, It Means Nothing. Recomend The Dairy, Very Good Chips. Not To Many Neds Or Goths. Just Normal Kids. Not Bad.

Broomlands: A Bit Like Cafe. Again A Bit Of A Shitehole. Absoloutley Nothing To Do In This Area.

Irvine Is, In Short, A Very Average Place. Theres Nothing Differnet About It. I Personally Wouldnt Recomend A Visit. However, The People Arent That Bad. And If You Do Visit Irvine You Have To Meet Wullie Socks, He Is A Legend. Thats About It Really Just Remember Dont Look Anyone In The Eyes.
Person 1: Have You Been To Irvine?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Have You Heard Of Irvine?
Person 2: No
by ElectroPunk February 17, 2009
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A city full of Robot Asians, and Teslas. Enough said.
ex1 -“Hey do you wanna come to Asian Invasion land?”

ex2 - “Where is that? “

ex1 -“Irvine.”

ex2“Ohhhh thats the place that you hear a kid being beaten for not getting good grades, on every block”

- “Hey while were at it wanna steal a tesla theres like 3826382 of them.”
by doyoufeelitmrkrabs November 6, 2017
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An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.
( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!

( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
by exploding air plane 6969 August 23, 2017
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The weird guy who plays a bunch of video games. He has a boyfriend. Has a cute dog. Likes eating corn. Once again he’s a weird guy but he's chill.
Irvin is a weird guy.
by Bob from cr April 1, 2019
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