Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
by nbfootball3624 August 11, 2011
Known as the Maverick Mage, Pluvius, or Magmard Dragoon, Irregular Hunter Dragoon is an immortal warrior, known from ancient Japanese myth, who is said to have absolute control over the elements of fire and ice. As myth says, Irregular Hunter Dragoon was also a tremendous swordsman as well as a sharpshooter skilled with the composite longbow. While both mage, ninja, and rogue at once, one thing is certain: Dragoon was virtually unbeatable. Dragoon was also equipped with an advanced robotic weapon on his arms, known as Dragoon-Busters. Multiple things have been named in his honor, amongst them a character from the popular Capcom game Rockman X4. He recently has emerged from his slumber which he started after Nobunaga's success in taking the Japanese throne. Rumor has it his sole purpose is to get laid before going back to sleep and taking out a wretch who goes by the name of Jako. This 'Jako' character also calls himself God, but is respected by none. Dragoon shall surely win, as he his skills are surpassed by none.
Dude! Dragoon just messed that guy up bad!
Check out Dragoon's skills!
"Jako shall fall at the hands of I, Dragoon!"
Check out Dragoon's skills!
"Jako shall fall at the hands of I, Dragoon!"
by Maverick Hunter Magmard Dragoon October 27, 2004
Weak in specific discipline like punctuality/Time management: Always going to school or college or work at different timing rather than the expected / prescribed / mentioned timing.
A guy goes to office at different times for work without any standard specific time, say, 8 AM, 9:15 AM, 10:10 AM, 11:40 AM, etc at different days while the actual office start hours is 9 AM sharp.
Manager : You are "Regularly Irregular"
Staff: with smile Agreed sir!!
Manager : You are "Regularly Irregular"
Staff: with smile Agreed sir!!
by RamBose Sivakasi February 17, 2023
A person or group of people that's not like anyone else...the person may have very weird or odd about them the makes them special in their own way I guess you can call them oddly irregular.
by oidrip June 5, 2018
Acronym for Dutch: Koffie verkeerd (in French: Café Latte).
Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.
Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.
'Doe maar koffie verkeerd!'
'koffie verkeerd!!!'
Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?
Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!
'koffie verkeerd!!!'
Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?
Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!
by pieceocake November 29, 2012