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The modern American oil slave, marked by lusterless pale skin, bristly hair (usually close-cropped in males and tragically processed in females), dull eyes, a snub nose and a wide mouth that seems overly packed with teeth. A proud race bred for high-risk, low-paying government jobs, these row-home-dwelling winter creatures suffer high rates of domestic violence rooted in a volatile combination of repressed homosexuality and alcoholism. The Irish Nigger is raised on a feed consisting of bleached hydrogenated flour flakes, animal fat, and high levels of sodium to induce thirst for carbonated corn syrup water. The trickle of government-sanctioned education they receive before reaching sexual maturity does little to enlighten their world view, thereby sheltering and nurturing their innate sense of nobility and feeling of allegiance with white power. Unlike the resistant and biologically indomitable African slaves of the past, the Irish Nigger is content with his lot in life, and stands a boon to the American economy, single-handedly keeping the alcohol, automotive and sweatpants industries afloat while heedlessly sacrificing life and limb in the oil wars waged by their capitalist-imperialist overlords.
"Will Irish Niggers ever stop listening to Kings of Leon all day long?!"

"These Irish Niggers drive around in their pickup trucks looking for fags to buy a blow job from."
by JayBags February 19, 2010
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