Iowa

A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot

I live not to far from Iowa

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022

Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 13, 2021

Iowa

Idiots out wandering around

These iowa.

by Akonic February 5, 2020

IOWA

The state of Iowa was named after a hit album by the nu metal band Slipknot.

“Oh did you like the album Iowa too?”

by Marty in me July 10, 2022

iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

by Rainiered January 22, 2022

Laurens Iowa

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.

Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."

"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."

by Overlydressedtable March 12, 2018

Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!

Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020