Ion

Ion is used as a replacement for "I don't". This can be found especially on twitter.

Tweet: ion like driving at night.

by Airwick August 27, 2012

Ion

I don't

Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom

by Sxxxx August 8, 2018

Ion

It is what idiots use to replace I don't know,but little did the know it is a particle that is a atom or molecule a net positive or negative electrical charge.

"Ion know John." Says the Slang User
"You are an idiot." Says the Intellectual

by dankboiii June 11, 2016

Ion

A way of saying "I don't."

Emily: Why are you spreading lies about me?
Veronica: Ion lie

by avaq January 9, 2019

Ion

It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”

Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22

by Frankie geee October 27, 2019

Ion

A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.

Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.

by Slumdog23 October 27, 2010

Ion

Word bad bitches use meaning I don’t know

Ion when we get out of class

by Zzzzzzz15 June 6, 2019