Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.
Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.
by BigDickeyS December 29, 2022
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A class that ROBLOX airlines use that is somehow prior over First Class and I have no fucking idea why
by Sprixce February 4, 2021
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Someone who makes financial decisions while having some sort of insight of the near or far future. Any form of investment trading stocks seeing the direction of a company etc.
Ruso1 said he remembers when Netflix was only $5 dollars a share! He was to young to buy company shares but he told everyone they should! What an visonary investor!
by One World Anarchy July 23, 2019
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Most domain investors are fucking idiots. They rely on registering a popular (and not so popular) words and dream to resell the name later to some enterprise for millions dollars, inspired by success of previous investors. They forget that a language offers unlimited number of possible letter and word combinations which is impossible to register.

The really valuable domain names consist of one word, perfectly describe the content of website, very memorable and can be used commercially. Examples: Sex.com Pizza.com Rent.com They ARE worth millions. All valuable domains were registered until 2000 (except for upcoming social events, brand names, movies, books etc).

Anything like 6d8.com,wcqz.com, 126d.com or even sparky.info is NOT really valuable. Even if abbreviation of a company name consists of wcqz they will find a way to register it by expanding one word moving to another domain extension etc, and will get better search rank in Google for "wcqz".
Lots of domain investors only loose their money over time paying the registration fees.

There're about 17k+ of LLL.com and over 450k+ of LLLL.com and all registered. Some dumbasses pay $500+ for domain name like that and think it will go up in value. Well, that happens if they find someone more stupid.
by Antispark April 15, 2008
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term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.
Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
by blue donk June 29, 2017
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1 of 2 Major Types of Alter Ego in Venture Capital

An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.

A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?

Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)

VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.

Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.

~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
by Woodrow Sun June 2, 2019
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Claiming you are down to buy, hodl, and help promote a community coin cryptocurrency project, but take all your money and run the moment you get a x10. Saying you'll hold, then leaving the moment any profit happens.
The Community Coin's development team proved the project isn't a rug pull, and the value skyrocketed until some big hodlers treated it like a pump and dump scheme and did the Investor's Rug Pull. They left the developers and the community in the ditch and tanked the coin.
by Gerry Mandered Data July 10, 2021
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