When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 9, 2023