Internity

A combination between the concept of eternity and internet to name a really really slow connection.

I cant download my tv show on this crappy internet, it takes forever. Its internity

by Jason MDC December 9, 2009

Internity

When you're interning at a company and it feels like you'll never get a real job there.

Intern 1: Man, I feel like I've been here for an internity.

Intern 2: I know right, we'll never get a real job here, might as well start my own business.

by Angus704 July 12, 2015

Internity

The period of time between graduation and getting an actual paid job. Typically spent in a state of perpetual coffee making and paper filing for little to no reward.

"It has been an internity since I graduated and I am still broke and technically unemployed."

by Escape2Paradox February 15, 2012

intern

Company bitch.

Intern, go scan these 5000 documents.

by Tom the Intern August 25, 2003

Intern

A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately

Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern

Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern

by #TRASHTAG September 15, 2014

intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"

joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"

by dontdothattwice May 17, 2009

intern

Free slaves in the workplace.

Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.

by sukebe September 19, 2004