Internet history 

Another name for a porn database. Do not show your mom/gf how to check your Internet history. Must be cleared after watching porn (trust me).

My gf looked at my Internet history long story short were not dating any more.

Internet history by Keith 69 September 6, 2015

internet history 

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

internet history by stovO33 May 23, 2023

“History on Social Media and on the Internet is written by Moderators and Administrators.”

A cynical observation that, on social media and internet platforms, the official record of events—who was banned, what content was removed, what narratives are preserved—is controlled not by users but by those with power to delete, edit, and conceal. Moderators and administrators can erase evidence of their own abuses, fabricate justifications for bans, and shape community memory to favor their clique. The phrase warns that appeals to “the record” or “what really happened” are futile when those who control the record are the same people who caused the harm.

“History on Social Media and on the Internet is written by Moderators and Administrators.” Example: “When she tried to appeal her ban with screenshots, the mods deleted the evidence threads and said ‘we have no record of any harassment.’ History on social media is written by moderators and administrators.”

“History on Social Media and on the Internet is written by Moderators and Administrators.” by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 28, 2026

internet historian 

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

internet historian by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008