Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home

I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome

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Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from separate time zones within a country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

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When three people from different time zones within the same country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed had jawns from the east coast, midwest, and west coast… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

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