The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
by Huff dawg January 20, 2009
by Sweetmarisa936 December 10, 2008
A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018
When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.
by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017
For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
To be deficient or not have enough.
by Callyce01 August 9, 2019
The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016