A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.
Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently?
Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party.
Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine.