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A condition of multiple red bumps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. These ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby's bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving. Jack: Dude I think i caught the herps.
Dan: Did you shave your junk recently? Jack: Yeah yesterday for that party. Dan: Then its probably just Ingrown Hairpes, your fine. |
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