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The ability to count. If there are infinite numbers, and you know how to count, you could (in theory) count every number. Therefore, you know an ininite amount of numbers, meaning that you know an infinite amount of things. Therefore, everyone with the ability to count has infinite knowledge!
I can count to any number, given enough time. So that must mean I have infinite knowledge!
by supercounter January 07, 2012