A highly conspicuous individual who is, in all respects, a shallow, self-centered, narcissistic joke of a man. Jaded and bitter, they go for the brooding-artist appeal, though they have the absolute sum of zero talent. Also an individual who talks to a vast amount of girls at once, tries to win them over, and stops talking to them once he knows they want him. A dick, an ass, and a douchebag.