In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

by Viktor OP December 16, 2015

In my onion

When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.

DJ: IMO my dick is soft
Cydney: What is IMO
DJ: In my onion.
Cydney: Hahaha onion is such a funny word

by DJ Squeezy Juice January 22, 2009

sauté my onion

lick the clit or suck a dick

He can sauté my onion any day.

by b!+¢h3$ April 26, 2017

fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows

"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"

by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023

wash my onion

to have sex and blow inside

hey G***F ..come wash my onion

by g w a April 29, 2008

who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 02, 2019

Cut my onion

When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"

"Izzy cut my onion and made Johnny cry"

by RyLan>:( March 14, 2024