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im gonna touch an guitar in your head

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class! 

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

five nights in anime 

a game by Mairusu Paua
person 1: i played five nights in anime
person 2: how is it?
person 1: good