Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.
(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.
Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.
Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.