Icy Mikey

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adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.

My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is ]my pet cat]... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey

Icy Mikey by vanXname October 6, 2012

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Icy Mike

pissing in a condom, freezong and fucking, well, anything with it

lance just gave virginia the ol' icy mike

Icy Mike by bo lojob April 23, 2003

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icy mike

all of you are wrong....straight from the big brother magazine owned by larry flynt over 10 years ago..........an icy mike is when you piss in a condom, then freeze it... ok now after its frozen, you take it out and poke a hole in it.... you then throw it in someones car if their windows are open, therefore melting piss all over the place....

i threw an icy mike in that toolbox's car hahahaha

icy mike by ulpsb August 26, 2011

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Icy Mike

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a chick with it.

Jane just got icy miked!

Icy Mike by Mikus February 7, 2003

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icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

icy mike by brendan December 29, 2004

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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