Someone who produces these so called Cranberry Ice Cubes with the intent to distribute for the well-being of other college students. She thinks she is some kind of Dynasty by producing these Cranberry Ice Cubes, when she doesn't realize that home economics class of the 3rd grade level is over.
O MY GOD, Look at that firecrotch massively producing those Cranberry Ice Cubes, what an Ice Cube Whore!

Caroline, I want an ice cube the same color of your crotch you Ice Cube Whore!
by Sam Levine November 29, 2007
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