"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".
by Rex Banger December 17, 2007
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An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.
-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.
by 100010110 February 3, 2007
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It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.
by Jacks information 101 May 26, 2014
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