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Dumb Guy: "Hey, I have IWVISP internet service!"
Attractive Girl: "That makes you attractive!"
Dumb Guy: "Wanna bone?"
Attractive Girl: "Hell yeah, since you have IWVISP!"
Dumb Guy is now Awesome Guy.